A really bad basketball player that always says he's open. Even when he is open, nobody will pass to him
Oh, that guy's a douglas
by ajpdofiasdfpaojsdf January 28, 2018

Not much of a definition but more of a confession. I love you bradley Douglas and I want you to be able to see this forever. Forever king and queen. Been inlove with you since highschool and look at us now. Together and Inlove more than ever.
by anonymous June 8, 2021

To shove a thermometer down your d1ckh0l3 with the tip of the thermometer being 1000 degrees while a raptor furry eats sh1t coming out of your 4ssh0l3
by rsthegwhre ewers June 28, 2020

by Mackbll July 8, 2021

The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.
"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
by DickRichards February 14, 2025

John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night
by Johnathon diddlysquat douglas May 10, 2024
