douchebag

a 12 year old boy trying to impress his mother but trapped in a grown man's body.

that douchebag kept winking at my girlfriend while doing his karaoke cover of One Direction.

by cunninglinguistnyc January 14, 2015

Douchebag

Just another bag of meat who doesn't care about people.

Douchebags are a beauty product, they make things that don't seem right, sound better.

by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021

DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.

"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "

by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018

Douchebag

Someone who surpasses the level of complete idiocy and stupidity and has almost no idea of what they're talking about.

@conner is such a douchebag

by Noname September 21, 2016

douchebag

Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.

Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.

by old lang guy March 20, 2013

douchebag

someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.

The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)

by opinion_ November 9, 2016

Douchebag

Douchebag may refer to:
A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
Most cost accountants

That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag

by clint342 December 25, 2014