damaged

A description of a person that you think is too good to be true, so you make an excuse to lessen her value.

Molas- I met this beautiful girl today.
obiy- umm Who is it?
Molas- her name is Christina. She is an amazing person.
Obiy- Is she damaged?
Molas- why do you say that?
Obiy- If a person is too good to be true, I think that person may be damaged.

by The Great One aka Allah April 21, 2008

damaged

What happens to your brain if you try to understand what the heck George W. Bush is saying. What your brain is if you do.

If things like:

"We've tripled the amount of money — I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available." —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

are clear to you, you are damaged.

by smartin September 4, 2006

Domado

Domado is a term originating from the Argentine social network "Taringa" and popularized on the Argentine image board "Voxed". It is used in a derogatory way to mark a victory, whether in a video game, in a discussion or in a fight. Currently its use is becoming popular on Discord.

"I beat you in this game, you were domado"
"You ran out of arguments, you were domado"
"This guy was domado in the fight"

by beeping October 15, 2021

chip damage whore

a person who, when playing fighting games, relies heavily on special or super moves that inflict damage when blocked to wear down an opponent low on health.

Iron Man, Cable, and Storm? I smell a chip damage whore...

by FinalJonomon September 3, 2009

Damaged

To be damaged means that something's value or usefulness has been reduced.

I went on a date with shawty girl last night, she has so much baggage that comes with her, she's just straight up DAMAGED!

by Thicklilmiss October 30, 2016

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.

a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010