Urban Dictonary

Urban Dictionary is a complete shit hole of a site that only wankers use.

Go fuck yourself, Urban Dictonary.

by Cockslapper9000 April 28, 2013

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

dittohead

Someone who seeks to make sense of American politics, but delegates the task to a right-wing radio pundit, resulting in a chasm between what is believed to be true and objective reality.

- "Joe says that if the icecaps melt, the water level will actually decrease, because ice takes up more space than liquid water."
- "Doesn't he know most of the world's ice is on land, and not floating in the ocean?"
- "What can you do? He's a dittohead."

by bluedevil July 20, 2006

Dictor

This is a Doctor that is a complete fucking dick to everyone, nurses, patients, family.

Bob is so incompetent, he left the sponge in that bastard and he died, then yelled at me. He is such a fucking dictor.

I hate going to the dictor. He talks above me. He is a dick.

by Funeral Man March 24, 2009

Ditta

Unstoppable sex demon

We did it all night ditta style.

by lolrapeface February 12, 2014

diatomaceous

1. A diatom or the skeleton of.
2. JORDAN MORANTEZ'S BAND WITH CHRIS GRATHWOL! diatomaceous bonsais rock it!
jordan or chris if you are reading this you are the coolest people in the world!

the doatomaceous bonsais rock all eternity!

by steph and em February 23, 2005