Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.
LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021

Kellen's inspiration
by jeremythehead June 18, 2018

An attractive person and lovable. He's not only attractive but also irresistible. He may be awkward at times, but whenever he's around with someone close to him, he doesn't take himself seriously, and is happy to be the pun of everyone's joke. He's also a listener. He doesn't interrupt and follows the rule that 75% of the time should be listening vs. talking. Lastly, he challenges himself to be a better man. He truly understands to overcome one's own self is better than competing with anyone else.
by dattebayooo June 9, 2021

Person 1: Hey, I leveled up my dexterity to wield the uchigatana!
Person 2: *beats up person 1 for being a pussy*
Person 2: *beats up person 1 for being a pussy*
by Zaite January 19, 2024

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Literally the nicest funniest guy you will ever meet. Hes so clever and athletic yet he never lets anything affect his humble ego. He knows exactly what he wants tho so no it may not end up going to plan. Don't ever let him go tho gng, keep him in ur life even if it's just friends.
Person 1: 'who's that coming down the corridor?'
Person 2: 'oh that's Dexter Hyde, we've been friends for ages but I've liked him for years.'
Person 2: 'oh that's Dexter Hyde, we've been friends for ages but I've liked him for years.'
by whydoilikehimsomuchvro April 30, 2025
