Damon Klaus and Kai

most fuckable iconic triple threat

kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker

elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?

stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler

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Damon

Damon is so hot and sexy. He's tall, dark, and handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. He's a polite and friendly guy when making impressions but is a sporadic and loud (in a good way) person once you've gotten him comfortable. He clicks well with everyone and is a keeper to a world of secrets. You could tell him your deepest darkest trauma and he'll respond anyway you want; He could give you unbridled support or firm grounding advice. He gives the best hugs, kisses and can pleasure a woman like no other. Some would even say he has fingers that could make a woman fall in love with him instantly. If you ever find yourself falling for a Damon you are in for a ride with a guy who will put prioritize you and treat you as if you are the queen of the world, he will always have music for any occasion you have with him and will make sure you are doing as good as you can be. Romantic or platonic don't lose a Damon because They hold grudges over the smallest things so if you end on a bad note he has potential to never contact you again or completely destroy yourself worth with how much better he will make himself appear after leaving out of your life.

Bianca: God Damon is so cute I really want to ask him out.
Your mom: You should! He has a special kind of Midas touch you wont get anywhere else.

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You're Matt Damon

You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"

by P_Low September 13, 2023

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Damone

Damone is a beautiful, smart, sometimes caring and funny girl. She doesn't like being annoyed and she has the most beautiful smile ever. She loves to go shopping, having money, hang out with friends and family. She's thoughtful with a funny personality and also gets mad quickly, so don't get her on her bad side.

Damn Damone is so fine😍

by Jenessa123 March 26, 2022

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Damone

A form of escapism … a haven where one can embrace their sexuality and identity - break rules and push against social norms… & of course, has a fat chocolate ass 😈

“Whose is Damone?”

by Damone March 10, 2022

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