Dalton

A roided up dickhead. He’s a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. Smokes way too much weed and goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality. The best way to explain any person named “Dalton” is look up High School Douche-Bag.

Don’t be a “dalton”…

by Snoopy1557 December 16, 2024

Dalton

Dalton is a amazing smart man who is always there for you and gives amazing hugs Dalton is very strong but also sassy omg he is so sassy but he will be there for you no matter what he is only one call away always but he can be hard headed at times and isnt good with time management but thats okay because he is funny and is someone you can just be around for hours without even saying a word Dalton has beautiful blue eyes and perfect eyebrows same as his nose and he is just so handsome and kind if you ever have a dalton in your life dont hurt him he has been through enough be there for him he needs it (dont fuck him over he wont forgive you)

“oh look theres dalton”

by FallenAngel69 November 21, 2023

Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.

That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!

by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018

dalton earnest

That bro that was her supple infomercial

Yo, that dalton earnest shit yo

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

Dalton

Fucking retard

“You Dalton!”

by Jaremy Hinklebottom August 29, 2021

Dalton

Hes a man that is absolutely amazing, sweet, loving, handsome, caring and overall just the perfect man. Daltons make a wonderful friend an even better boyfriend. They normally have amazing hair a great personality and will make you laugh nonstop he had gorgeous dark brown eyes that you literally can get lost in, and there smile makes your heart melt. After you find a dalton don't let go because you won't be able to live without them.

Dang I wish I had a dalton.

I don't know what I would do without my dalton.

by Kar! October 16, 2022

Dalton

Has a small penis but has a huge forehead.

Flaccid half an inch. Hard hive or take 2. Has glasses and is gay. Like to frick men while they are peeing in the urinal. What’s not to love.❤️

“Damn it. I’m takin a piss and Dalton walked in.”

by Hehrhenxosjwj November 18, 2019