cooter

Cooter: N the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Baby Jesus March 16, 2005

The Cooter Monster

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.

Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009

Cooter Cranny

The visible gap between a womans thighs where her cooter is. Most commonly seen in sexy poses while wearing underwear or a swim suit. It's a major turn on.

Man, Rachael sure does have a nice cooter cranny...
When I go to the beech, all I wanna do is scope the cooter cranny.

by Koskasko December 16, 2008

coot gratings

noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.

I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

hooter cooter

When a woman pushes her breasts together for a man to insert his manhood.

"How do you want to cum tonight?" She asked. "In your hooter cooter." He replied.

by Dayman842 September 2, 2016

Swamp cooter

Smelly or sweaty pussy

Cherie has swamp cooter

by Hennyqueen December 18, 2016

Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

by JestyCat August 2, 2010