cwile

When you don't know how to emotion properly and you feel something but you don't exactly know what to do so you smile and the cry at the same time

I'm so happy right now it's making me cwile, I think.

by Blindasswhiteboy October 6, 2015

Cliteracy

To be well versed in all things clitoral. To possess an oral mastery of the clitoris, implying a much deeper knowledge than the ability to merely find it.

At first I wasn't sure things would work out with Charlie, but his cliteracy won me over.

by Powersnatch June 26, 2018

Cliteracy

The ability to locate and identify the clitoris

The cliteracy rate in males is abyssmal

by spacephil March 16, 2018

cwitch

A redneck that always goes over there limits and is one crazy mother trucker.

Send it Cwitch

by Scott Nickens November 28, 2019

clitënbriteea

A horrid STD that is transmitted by a male penis touching a womans clitoris. When the penis touches the clit the virus goes into the balls and waits for 48 hours. After 48 hours the male will start to lose hair and say racial slurs. The only way to prevent clitënbriteea is to wear two condoms and a cock ring

Dave: i think adam has clitënbriteea

Josh: how would you know?

Dave: he is bald. And he called the the N-word

by DRFIIISH June 29, 2021

cliterization

when guys wanna be girls

"omg did you hear johnny got cliterization done?"

by susjajhsjajxjak April 30, 2022

Throckmorton Criteria

Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.

Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.

by Meridienne April 11, 2020