Arse Crumpet

British version of ass twinkies

he is such an arse crumpet

by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010

corner crumbs

The final crumbs in a bag of chips, which accumulate in the corner of the bag. Undoubtedly the best part of the bag of chips.

I just ate some dank ass cheddar Sun Chips, corner crumbs and all.

by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

Crums

An allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of semen can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.

"I've got to get my boyfriend to stop cumming in my mouth because every morning I'm filling up the toilet with tons of crums"

by VagFingaz October 29, 2009

Butt crumbs

also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

sex crumbs

crumbs left in the bed after intercourse, dried up lube left in the form of little crumblie bits in the bed.

after a long hard night a boning and many tubes of KY later, there were loads of sex crumbs in the bed.

by speedo jackson April 6, 2006

Hanging Crumpet

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed

"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."

by bakedlays5447 July 12, 2009