cronis

what is a cronis

What is a cronis. Many wonder, but nobody will ever know.

by buttsdudewhatevs June 18, 2009

Cronchol

A person who "cronches" or chews on things lowdly. Typically self conscious about eating.

Person a: I was sitting next to Cronchol yesterday.
Person b: oh yeah, he's a loud eater.

by TieonmyThigh October 2, 2018

Cronk

Cronk is the name that is given to cute, kind and beautiful boys. If you ever meet someone called Cronk, you're very lucky. :))

Girl: OMG, is that Cronk?! He's so cool and cute!
Other girl: I agree! :D

by Meep man :D February 2, 2020

Cronk

An absolute God.
the hottest creature in existence.

WILL steal your girl in the blink of an eye if youre not careful

"Hey is that Cronk?"
"Oh shit i think it is"
"Why did i get so horny all of the sudden?"

by TheRedHill December 21, 2020

Walter Cronkited

It is the act of fucking a woman as hard as Walter Cronkite. It is commonly used when saying how hard you fucked a girl. It is also used a lot when referring to how hard you sexed up someones mother.

Dude, I Walter Cronkited your mom last night.

by The Cronky January 5, 2011

Cronic Masturbation

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.

That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

by Vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009

crone

verb. To chill so hard that it is within the realm of possibility to be mistaken for being either asleep or even dead

You are too uptight. You need to sit back and crone for a while.

by DJNightRave February 20, 2011