Croatian Heartbeat

The sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a Croatian person. Dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of Croatian descent.

Doctor - "My God, you have the strangest heartbeat I've ever heard!"
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."

by forcedfeedback March 12, 2011

croatian

A guy serving your lunch.

A: "Where has that croatian waiter gone? I'm starving."

B: He's probably in the kitchen watching football and spitting in your lunch.

by yass February 25, 2008

Croatian cannonball

When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation

"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"

by Billy Hitler July 26, 2007

Croatian Crock Pot

When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.

Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.

Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.

Steve: Yeah, it was delightful

by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010

Salad Creations

A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.

"I've got bitched at by so many women at salad creations i want to cut off my testicles."

by Seizureman October 7, 2007

Croatian Cock Wedge

A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.

Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?

Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*

by #GazdA# December 27, 2020

Beautiful Creation

The term that is typically used by young Christian girls to refer to a boy that they think is hot. Most frequently used in the presence of adults/parents/a nark.

Girl 1: Who did you say that guy was again?
Whovian: David Tennant! He's a beautiful creation!
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I can't believe that some people think that Justin Bieber is a beautiful creation!

by TheDoctor8 June 15, 2012