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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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Quasi-Criminal

Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.
Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2023
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criminal

the pokemon oshawott from the video games pokemon black/white for the nintendo ds
the three pokemon starters I can choose from are tepig, criminal, and snivy!
by slicethemic January 19, 2024
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Pulling a Criminal

Somehow finding a way to be the only one killed by an Overwatch ultimate
Man that junk rat popped ult and only got our baptiste. Guess he was pulling a criminal
by Demoncryz December 8, 2022
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Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.
You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."
by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023
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criminal yapper

A yapper who´s indentified as a criminal, likely is trying to talk about how he´s not guilty about the stuff he did
"Bro i swear to god i didn´t steal his vapes."
"Stfu criminal yapper"
by ToastHampter December 16, 2023
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Criminal Yapper

A person that is identified as a criminal and tries to claim innocence, would likely try to talk about how they were not guilty.
"Bro i swear to god i didn't steal that guy's underwear"
"Stfu Criminal Yapper"
by ToastHampter December 20, 2023
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