Hate Crime

Committing a crime (usually violent) against a person, or group of people, with a different skin color.
Mortimer: "Hey, did you hear about that white guy that killed someone in Harlem?"

LaQuintisha: "Gotta be a hate crime! ax anyone! mmmmhmmmm!"

" if you want to hurt another human being, you'd better make damn sure they're the same color as you are!" - South Park, Cartman's Silly Hate Crime.
by Mclouie September 08, 2013
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Perfect Crime

Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.
Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!
by awdammit March 02, 2012
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crime mob

The crappiest rap group ever.
"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"

-Need I say more?
by bigtones April 06, 2005
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crime of passion

Someone whose birth did the world a disservice. Essentially, a "crime of passion" is a person whose creation was a mistake.
Look at that crime of passion Jeff over there: he's urinating in the bathroom soap dispenser.
by Scott Levin June 02, 2005
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lake of the crimes

A formerly quiet community in the Poconos, Lake of the Pines is otherwise known as Lake of the Crimes. The influx of New Yorkers who bring with them drugs and crime have caused this scenic development to be more commonly refered to as Lake of the Crimes.
Where do you get your weed? Lake of the Crimes of course!
by Hephephep July 13, 2006
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War Crime

When hoarsing around at work, A co-worker gets hit really hard in the testicles to the point of incapacitation.
He is now in the bathroom puking from war crimes
by The Mad Mechanic December 12, 2010
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an american crime

really fucked up movie about a dumb cunt that beats a really nice girl cuz her real daughter is a prego slut

based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966
an american crime was a really messed up movie
by panda81507 February 01, 2009
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