Craephus

Craephus is a big and strong barbarian dragonborn. She has an ice breathe and can freeze anyone instantly. She is funny and nice. If you have a Craephus in your life, don't let go of them.

1. Wow Craephus, you froze all those boxes Messiah lit up!
2. Craephus just froze all these kobolds in one shot! She'll keep them for later.

by Cosmic Toasties May 14, 2021

Crap in a Corner

When a girl wants to sleep with you & you don't want to, but decide it's more prudent to do so than decline.

When Michelle asked me to sleep with her, I had to crap in a corner.

by LVG007 November 9, 2021

fap crap and nap

Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.

Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.

Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.

by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016

gone crap

When something does not work in its intended fashion.

"My car gone crap earlier!"

by brapstu March 13, 2022

Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.

I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!

by ezra__factory May 4, 2015

crap rock

Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.

Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.

by raulcleary June 23, 2008

crap off

used by people who dont like to swear as a bad insult.. used instead of fuck off and sounds completly retarded, try to avoid using it. often sounds posh when ya use it

Tim: haha, your mums nose looks like a penis

Eddie: oh, crap off

Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha

by X~jimmy~X June 16, 2007