cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.

You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.

by betchitmoth June 21, 2011

canicross

annoying people who like ska music and greyhound dogs

"joe, you're so canicross"

by picklemonkey June 21, 2005

cranianal

head-butt sex, or, the act of placing one's head up another's anus, probably entering the rectum and colon.

A: What's the craziest, most fucked up shit you've ever done? B: Cranianal.
C: ew man, that's nasty

by Bentami August 30, 2008

crapicus

Variation of the word "crap", intended to sound latin and scholarly. Can be used in place of "Oh crap"

Crapicus, I drop my keys and can't find them.

by megnari July 23, 2009

crankcious

Describes the attitude, mood and overall state of a methamphetamine user when they are without their favorite drug. To be cranky and grumpy.

He's been asleep for two days and he's still crankcious

by DonJaime May 3, 2010

cranial dirrahea

When you cannot stop your brain from the constant churning and random thoughts that keep you up at night; a lack of focus and/or concentration; restlessness

I cannot relax tonight..my brain won't shut off - I have cranial dirrahea!!

by Divamom July 21, 2010

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011