cactusus

a sus cactus often used by people name urra or olin

its also an way to eat by blending your food and smeering it on a cactus and tasting it

can also be used as an insult

stfu u cactusus or fish cactusus are sooo good

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Presley Crabtree

Amazing at skating and dreams about fucking playboy carti to death.

Presley Crabtree is gay

No I am not quuer

by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

jeremy the cactus

Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.

Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation

by Hunter01 February 5, 2019

More than cracc

Cracc Essentially means good (emo bands on cracc by crankthatfrank) but more than cracc means get that trash the fuck outa here

Person one: tik Tok is like vine but on cracc
Person two: it’s on more than cracc bro that app is shit

by Online-Emo12 June 19, 2019

Black hole butter cactus

The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.

Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.

by Jackinthabox April 27, 2019

cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.

"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"

"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."

"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"

by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009