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cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.
Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!
by urmeanium August 23, 2021
mugGet the cottage cheesemug.

Cottaged

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022
mugGet the Cottagedmug.

Cottage Cheese

A bunch of white people that are practice their own satanic cult,are usually very ugly in appearance both physically and mentally and nobody likes them. They usually come off as normal to anybody,just the basic white person. But have really bad intentions for other people.
We found some cottage cheese up in this North Carolina city,they prank call often and its not even that generation anymore.

If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.

No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.
by Mandy Whittaker March 21, 2021
mugGet the Cottage Cheesemug.

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
mugGet the cottage cheese slingshotmug.

Cottage

Cooler than Bob
Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!
by EliasLM June 14, 2019
mugGet the Cottagemug.

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"
by itstylerrr February 2, 2023
mugGet the Cottage cheesingmug.

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
mugGet the last drinks before the thatched cottagemug.

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