coffeephile

Lover of coffee

His mission in life as a coffeephile is to find the perfect cup.

by artuji September 13, 2013

Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.

Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.

by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009

Coffee Crotch

Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.

The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch

by BlueLew August 7, 2008

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009

Coffee

Similar to the phrase 'TEA' but for more of a masculine twist

GIRL: heyyy girl spill that tea
BOY: aye bruv pick up that coffee

by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019

Irish Coffee

An alcoholic coffee drink made with Irish Whiskey.

How to make:
Warm a 8-oz thick goblet by rinsing it in very hot or boiling water. Pour fresh coffee (about 5 to 6. oz) and whiskey (about 2 oz.) into goblet. Add sugar, stiring until dissolved, then add a generous dab of whipped cream.

You'd be suprised how many bartenders don't know how to make Irish Coffee.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Hot Coffee

A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.

1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?

2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.

3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.

4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!

by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2008