MOFL-copter

To masturbate on the floor laughing while at the same time spinning.

That joke was so funny that I started to MOFL-copter the first time I heard it.

by PacDwarf April 12, 2011

cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp

"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."

by Josepolis January 17, 2008

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

foot coaster

Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.

Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.

Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.

by Shoelace May 8, 2007

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

copter

(adj.) word used to describe an object or objects which are considered "very cool" or wicked sick. Often used in conjunction with the west coast slang hella.

That party was hella copter, we're definitely gonna crash more wedding receptions.

by fatti di canapa March 27, 2010

the copter rocket

(verb)- to twist your nutsac above your balls in the act of getting a BJ. Then as you blow, pull out your dick, let go of your nuts, letting them unwind, and scream while unloading rocket jizz( aiming for the eyes ), " YOU'VE BEEN SHOT BY MY COPTER ROCKET!"

YOU: "Get ready for the copter rocket Bitch!"
Bitch:" ahh it burns!"

by luke boylan July 24, 2008