alex cook 

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

alex cook by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019

let him cook 

Let the rizzler do his rizzin.

What you say to the other homies when you see one of the homies start pulling a 10/10 that would otherwise never happen in a billion universal lifespans.

Person 1: BROO I think Jake is bout to pull that smokeshow! Imma go support him.

Person 2: Nah bro let him cook for a sec.

let him cook by Exxacto January 4, 2023

Line Cook Slurry 

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.

Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!

Line Cook Slurry by searingxheretic July 12, 2011

taylore cook 

An incredibly beautiful girl. She would strongly disagree with you if you told her so, but she's wrong on this specific subject. She is a very stubborn person. As frustrating as it may be, it is an endearing quality. She is not one to talk down to. She may kill you. If not, someone will. Treat her with the respect that a woman of her caliber deserves. She is often mistaken for Branwen, Aphrodite or Hathor. Though she may not be a goddess in the classical sense, she is no ordinary girl. If you wish to befriend her, proceed with caution. Few are worthy of being in her presence.

You think you're good enough to talk to Taylore Cook? Ahahahahaha.

taylore cook by Stillsocynical December 18, 2013

Fire Dragon's Cook Out 

Derivative of the show Fairy Tail, a Fire Dragon's Cook Out is when a Fire Dragon Slayer lights a girl's pussy on fire then eats it out.

Example 1
Natsu: "Hey Lucy can I test a new move on you?"

Lucy: "Sure. What's it called?"

Natsu: "Fire Dragon's Cook Out C:<"

Example 2

Gray: "Hey Natsu how was the date with Lucy last night?"
Natsu: "Great. I took her to dinner then we went back to her place where I gave her a Fire Dragon's Cook Out."

Fire Dragon's Cook Out by Jiggle Butt Gang January 11, 2015

let him cook 

the definition of letting someone continue an action

black person 1: stop the kid! he's gonna kill them all!!!
white person 2: holl up let him cook

let him cook by anonymous January 11, 2023

line cook

A kitchen employee in a restaurant, who prepares menu items for customers' consumption. Probably the person banging the hot waitress you tried to flirt with.

"Dude, our waitress is smoking. I'm going to ask her when she's getting off work."

"Don't bother, she's probable banging one of the line cooks."

line cook by chef94 September 29, 2008