Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

by Stolen0xD July 14, 2012

Conversation slut

Someone who jump into other people's conversations

Quinn is such a conversation slut, she jumps on Angelo and Rachael 's conversation like it's a dick

by WrxKillr November 19, 2015

conversation sex

An intimate conversation between two people where they explore the opposing person's mind, penetrating every possible entrance to their brains. Conversation sex is used to get to know the other person at a deeper level then day to day conversation allows.

"I really felt like I got to know her last night; we had some tight conversation sex."

"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."

by jj ponderosa January 12, 2012

Conversational Jesus

A person with the ability to turn a conversation about water into a conversation about wine.

A: After my work-out i was really thirsty, i would have killed for some water.
B: Then why didn't you just un-cork a good bottle?
A: Un-cork? .... are you talking about wine again?
B: Of course, what else?
A: Man, you'r a true Conversational Jesus!..

by Darkwing Warming April 01, 2011

conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.

Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by Drparty November 09, 2006