control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.

"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".

by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018

GameCube controller

The controller people used with gamecube and also what smash tryhards use

"i click a button on a GameCube Controller "

by LoliBait April 5, 2020

Boob control

When your motor boating her tittys and you press Em together.

I was motor boating them tittys when they started flopping all over the place so I had to initiate boob control.

by Hunters fucked up mind October 19, 2020

Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

perfect-control

This is having the talent to be full control of a course of action that you take.

Jamie was in 'perfect-control' of her balance when she was standing on one leg as a ballerina dancer.

by shaqjama765 December 9, 2020

controller hog

A person who plays a game system (Wii, XBox, Play Station, etc.) all day and won't let anyone else play. Therefore they are hogging the controller. Like a ball hog hogs a ball.

My brother's been playing Modern Warfare 2 ALL day. What a controller hog.

by victimofcontrollerhogs March 23, 2010

cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011