Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

Ball constricted

When you shove your testicles in a woman’s vagina and she sneezes when you cum

Omg I heard Sarah ball constricted her boyfriend yesterday

by Oooooooomy October 23, 2020

Nigga contract

A nigga contract is a casual but formal contract that is used in rare occasions when both parties are in a major disagreement, The purpose of a nigga contract is to solve the disagreement by providing mutual benefits which both parties agree of. The nigga contract can be created vocally or trough writing. Breaking a nigga contract can cause heavy consequences.

Mike: Why did you quit Dark souls?
Milan: its boring, why did you quit fallout 76?
Mike: this matter can only be solved trough a nigga contract

by garytheemperor March 2, 2021

Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021

blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

bubblegum contractor

When a contractor or worker just material and parts together to make it.

That entrance was installed by a bunch of bubblegum contractors.

by Nopenotmine October 6, 2021

General Contractor

A bitch; a poor excuse for a man; someone that likes to watch his wife sleep with electricians.

Yeah, he’s a general contractor. His wife is a complete slut

by unklesatan January 27, 2022