coniption

coniption, to be totally angry, accompanied by an extreme, tantrum like, outburst.

They are going to have a (coniption,) when they discover their roof has been painted by vandals!

by cocoplain May 29, 2010

whore canister

1. A retort or reply to hoebag 2. A long, pringle-like container, in which to store whores.

"If I'm a hoebag, than you are a whore canister!" 2."Yo, dogg. I brought my whore canister with me, filled with all my whores!"

by Veronica Stice November 22, 2004

Constable

Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.

The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.

by J.k.l January 25, 2010

constable

A badly shaved minge

Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving

by Temple23 January 13, 2007

constafartated

When you have to fart but cant; bloated

I ate a lot of beans for lunch and now I'm constafartated.

by Zafi January 19, 2014

Conestoga High School

my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!

"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*

by schmokey February 3, 2021

Constantin

An entity known as Constantin is a ghost that likes to haunt people and press alt + f4 on your keyboard.

Constantin just pressed alt + f4 on my keyboard.

by Engineeringsince2023 December 1, 2022