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Cuck Commander

Someone who can watch their woman be decimated by other men without issue. The ultimate cuck.
It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
by Fat Boi Eric Cartman April 11, 2017
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The name of the anime series starring a boy who meets a guy named Masarusan, who has a fighting style called, "The Sexy Commando".
To do the Sexy Commando, Masarusan unzips his pants (That's right kiddies) to distract the opponent. Then, he goes at them, violently attacking them with his fist. Sometimes he likes to gross his opponent out by having pigeons fly out of his pants.
by Alexi December 23, 2003
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catflap commando

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.
Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando
by Davedawg April 15, 2007
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Going Commando

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.
"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
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m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.
by C'est moi. January 4, 2004
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Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008
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TWISS Commando

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".
One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"
by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010
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