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dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.
Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.
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Combusting Herpes

The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.
"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"
by MM132 May 27, 2013
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dazed and confused

an amazingsong by led zeppelin that is even better than stairway to heaven (which is nearly impossible). has a really cool bass line and one of the most kick-ass guitar solos i've ever heard.
soul of a woman was created below!
by ella October 26, 2004
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Confusequence

A section or sequence in a film, music video or any part of life that causes confusion. Usually a poorly thought out sequence that breaks from continuity or has bad camera angles and tracking. A chain of events that makes one confused.
That movie lost me, in the middle of the film was a huge confusequence that screwed it all up.
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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confused face

The confused face is

the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.
1: that movie was so confusing.
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.

1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!
by love em November 28, 2012
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Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.
Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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comfusing

When Rachel misspells confusing and I decide to look it up on urban dictionary.
"Your school is comfusing."
by J Breck November 19, 2007
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