Columbian Spelunker

While 69ing, the male partner forces his female companion to snort a line off of his dick before fornication, including but not limited to the sexual form of spelunking.

Hey Monica, is it true you and Erik did the "Columbian Spelunker"?????

by testosterone trowsers June 11, 2013

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

Columbian rain

when a guy cumms in a girls face and she cannot handle it

wow that Columbian rain was a lot for her to handle

by ajk3456 January 14, 2017

columbia hydraulics

Hydraulic repair company in the Pacific Northwest.

Columbia Hydraulics is the best for cylinder repair and hard chrome plating!

by Cc ltd February 6, 2017

Columbia, CT

A town in Connecticut that is claimed to be the safest. The town in small but Mono pond is where teens go to smoke and fuck in the woods and do donuts I'm the parking lot. Also where pedophiles wait for little kids to show up at Rec park. Lots of rich stuck up old people live here.

Person: Where do you live?
Me: Columbia, CT
Person: Have you been rated yet?

by BIGDADDYOHYES November 24, 2016

Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018