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Contra III

The war the world forgot.

A kick ass game that dosn't mess around with emotions or try to be realistic. It's just pure action, what more games should try for these days !
I can't beat the first level of Contra III cause i play little pussy games like The Sims.
by Hound February 7, 2004
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Contra

A game that Pwns all.

You have not become a man until you have beaten Contra III: Alien Wars with three lives on hard.

When used properly, Contra is another word for Pwning everything, which is what you do in the game.
"Dood, we were so Contra, we pwn the world"
by Crawford January 5, 2004
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Colorado Aquarium

A sensual act where a man places a goldfish (preferably a comet goldfish) in a woman's mouth upon ejaculation and said woman swallows the whole semen/fish load.
Totes Colorado Aquariumed that bitch last night
by ageofaquarii October 18, 2010
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ass contractions

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
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Contradiction

Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.
I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.
by Whitewitch May 27, 2018
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Genital Contractor

-Noun
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.

2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".

Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
by Haywould Jablowme February 2, 2009
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golden, colorado

Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.

Shut the fuck up, Bill.
by WillieThePooh April 21, 2015
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