Colton Tarver

Someone who doesn't deserve love but is still given it, tries his best for people he cares about but knows they'll leave him too.
person 1: hey who's that guy and why does he always look sad

person 2: oh that's just Colton Tarver
by PhantomGamer April 16, 2022
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Colton X Monke

Colton: Stfu again

Me: Colton X Monke
by MrFloppers May 13, 2021
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Colton hills is a sack of shit full of everything but white people and a shitty head teacher
Friend:i go colton hills community school
Mom:that school is shit, i heard someone shat in the reception.
by Anonymousticklebum December 12, 2019
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The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him
by Mr super mega cool kid April 18, 2018
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Colton Supper

Beavers County most known closeted boy. Looks like a constipated chipmunk, also plays with scooby doo stuffed animals. If you need an American girl contact him.
His son got beat for acting like Colton Supper
by FortyFourMore May 21, 2019
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colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 07, 2023
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Colton K

WEIRD TINY LITTLE MUNCKIN WHO LOVES NIGGAS AND KISSES THEM LOVES SKIBIDI TOLIET
by Tristan gillandf November 01, 2023
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