nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

Wristband Collector

A sad and rather pathetic person who goes to as many music festivals and concerts as their parents can afford. Not for enjoyment, or love of the music but so that they can show off their tatty collection of wristbands along with their tan at the end of the summer.

Penelope: "The red one's from Reading and the green one's from Glastonbury. The purple one's from this darling little place in Italy that I went to whilst Daddy was on a business trip there"
John: "Which band did you like best then?"
Penelope: "Band? Huh?"
John: "Gah - you are such a Wristband Collector"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

The Henry Stickmin Collection

Overrated game of 2020 with unfunny memes, a character that everyone loves except real men (charles) and a dumb community that think that Valiant Hero is the saddest ending when legit in revenged the main protagonist dies, jokes aside, is a game of some "stickmin" called Henry, tried to rob a bank but then went to prison but escaped robbed a diamond from a museum, the goverment captures him to capture tophat clan thingy, and then captured by trump's wall but escaped, the last game is based on what you did in ItA and FtC and boom there's your game with lots of references and whatever I said in the beginning

The Henry Stickmin Collection distract dance hahahahahahaha funny valiant hero sad

by anonymous February 17, 2021

tax collector

A pauper.

Better work hard for your life lest you'll end up being a tax collector.

by Gerrycongo January 23, 2009

Bone Collector

A man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.

Bone Collector: "I'm the Bone Collector and I'm gonna bone collect her!"

BC's Friend: "You are a douche"

by hortesque March 15, 2009

Singing Fish Collector

Someone who has a sick obsession with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish. They hoard the childish toys in their rooms or basements, and do nothing but play with them all day, Most usualy do not have friends. They are usualy diagnosed with a disease, called singingfishatitus, a malfunction of the brain causing a sexual attraction to a rubber mounted fish who singing songs. Many of these people are on youtube and this fad is very active. If you try to contact one, he or she will most likely troll you, with cuss words. There are MANY many of these people on yotube. I dont recomend contacting them.

"My singing fish loves and talks to me"

-quote from singing fish hoarder on youtube with the user name of (some letters blacked out)

*******fr***38

Singing Fish Collector person who is deeply obsessed with them.

by Laygorian September 11, 2011