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coleda

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself, typically on a shirt with no collar.
"Hey - Will coleda'd himself at lunch again today. There was sushi all over his shirt!"
by Buckstar October 2, 2007
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Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.
Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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Coleman

A boy who is so hot and really sweet but kind of a dork. he is so cute he can get away with murder. He is a really nice guy and so completely innocent he has no sex drive what so ever. Girls want him but can never have him. Hes got a smile that can light up a room in an instant. He loves nachos and chocolate cheesecake. He is always dancing at the weirdest times.
Girl 1: whoa look at coleman he is so cute!
Girl 2: did you see the way he didnt even look at me even though im wearing practically nothing!
Girl 1: but hes soooooo sweet
Girl 2: yea he is isnt he
Girl 1 and 2: *SIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*
by Hank Sawyer January 24, 2010
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Colorado Standoff

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.
by dickdock December 10, 2009
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colorado turnbuckle

A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.
Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.
by uncle lester July 13, 2010
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The Coleman

Some say The Coleman is The Shit. Others say he is greater than God. I say Chuck Norris ain't got shit on him.
And The Lord came down unto us and he did say... This show shall rock. And i said it shall for I AM THE COLEMAN
by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008
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mid sized university located in Greeley, Colorado not too far from Denver. Filled with the future teachers, nurses, actors, and musicians of Colorado and the US.

In comparison w/ CSU and CU which tend to attract many many out of staters from all over the country (many who come for the mountains) UNC is primarily populated by young women from Denver's many suburbs (many prospective elementary teachers). Women outnumber men by far.

Though downtown Greeley is very disconnected from UNC and the college culture, there are plenty of college hangouts along 16th street (Maggie's java joint, Roma's etc.)

UNC is surrounded by huge houses, many of them 10 bedrooms which the upperclassmen tend to populate.

UNC is a blast and no place I'd rather be.
UNC is incredible. The University of Northern Colorado is quite simply everything I hoped it would be and more.
by Future teacher in UNC April 1, 2009
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