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coldern

A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".

A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.

- Where is that?

- It's in Coldern Europe.

- Fucksocks!
by Costas Mantratzis September 25, 2009
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colourinq

colourinq can be very mean and annoying sometimes but he can be rlly nice when he wants to, keep a colourinq bc hes rlly funny too but he doesnt play minecraft often which is sad.
klie:colourinq play minecraft with us plsplspls
angelina:EYS PALY MINECRAFT WTIH US
colourinq:no im busy playing erlc
by colourinqfangirl May 31, 2021
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Colourist

A colourist is a person that's into other races rather than thier own!
So your into interracial porno now damn colourist!
by Mix-Race Man On Road October 2, 2019
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Colour

The original spelling of the word now commonly spelt as color. Colour is the outdated version that people rejected partly because its pronunciation didn't match the way it looked. The use of a 'u' in the word was understood but it was removed because intelligent folk realised it was completely unnecessary.

What's more, if a company needs to have several signs made that additional u will increase the total production cost. American know this because they are more business savy.
Typing a long screen play or book with extra us in everything just means you'll get carpal tunnel faster. Those Us add up after all ya know; save time. Make sense. Drop that u in colour!
by Freya Silversmith April 8, 2006
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Colourbond Creepy

When something is creepy, usually involving small children and overweight older men.

Taken from the Colourbond Roofing advert where the father (slightly overweight) is sitting on the outside toilet and the door opens. He then continues to stare at his roof while strange but pleasant music is played in the background. Then the mother and her friend walk outside, joined by the small daughter. As they see the father on the loo, the women gasp and cover the girls eyes, but then the little girl uncovers them to stare at the old man. This is therefore Colourbond Creepy because the little girl wants to look at the old man on the loo.
Person One: Dude, why is that little girl still looking?
Person Two: I donno dude, but that's Colourbond Creepy.
by FINGLEGEND February 4, 2007
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colourchange

Specifies and chameleon-like change in colour of graphics, fonts and backgrounds.
A colourchange is as good as a virtual vacation.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Corduroy Milk

Goddam Jerry, I'm in the mood for some corduroy milk.
by dinking the boat December 14, 2016
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