Coach

Someone who knows everything about a subject, can teach it, but is unable to perform it at a competitive level.

"You idiot, she's totally into you. Why don't you ask her out"
"Good call Coach. Hey, why haven't you asked _____ out yet then?"
"Insert long winded explanation"

by sangnasty November 9, 2011

clachet

A rachet claiming to be classy. Combined together, it becomes "clachet."

That girl thinks she's so classy, but the way she acts is rachet. Stop being clachet.

by Beloved93 June 4, 2014

cloacle

A combination of an asshole and a vagina. Found in some insects.

When disecting the insect, look for the cloacle.

by Harbs November 11, 2005

assistant coach

Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"

Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)

by Naked Josh 123 September 25, 2005

Thanks coach

When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.

Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!

Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!

Ron's teammate: Thanks coach

by darcy mcgee December 22, 2008

Clack

Clack is a slang term for bullshit which originated in south west london (Real Family)

1.Oi Fam Dun Gimme Da Clack!
2.Stop Clackin Before i Duppy you!

by Blaze(Real Family) July 11, 2009

clackey

someone who is quirky and crazy but also one of the kindest and most beautiful people alive... loves talking hence the "clack" part, that is what their mouth is always doing

"She is such a clackey, i love her! But she never stops talking."

by popcorn_princess_07 May 17, 2009