A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future
Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
by Bode H January 03, 2008
When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
by Sweatshop February 16, 2010
when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time
Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 02, 2008
by brittaaahh July 11, 2008
Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.
Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!
by Keepdancing July 12, 2010
by gynxed April 15, 2011
from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex
by big pimpin joe August 05, 2004