closet horny

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.

Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.

by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007

Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet

"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"

by megaman21 November 16, 2010

closet crazy

A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.

That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!

by berntone April 24, 2009

serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

by TooSick4U October 30, 2008

Closet Bulimic

A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.

Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.

by Lady NI January 27, 2016

closet trick

When you go to a girls house and she gives head you nut in her mouth and say you gotta go and leave within 3 minutes. Then dont talk to her for awhile, and everytime you pass her going down the road you'll think ya i nutted in that girls mouth. especially when she acts like a bitch

I went to that girls house she gave me a blow job in the closet and i pulled a closet trick.

by Waka Flocka Flame April 23, 2012

Gravity Closet

a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.

Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.

"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"

"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".

by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011