Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

dome o'clock

the time in which dome is given or owed; this time is another name for dome time, in which mad dome is given. usually works better on chicks that are drunk

babe: excuse me, do you know what the current time is?
guy: whats up bitch its dome time now get on my dick!!
babe: no, i mean like actually like what time on your watch is it?
guy: oh my bad, its dome o'clock....NOW GET ON MY DICK!

by Dome Timer August 15, 2006

clockpush

n. A single person or group of people who waste time.

That guy has been sitting in that chair for two hours, he is such a clockpush.

by gCw V April 6, 2008

Cocksaw

Using the shaft of the penis to stimulate the clitorisand labia at the same time. In missionary facilitated by griping behind the knees and rotating the womans pelivis upwards. Can be done in doggy position via reach around.

Once I put the Cocksaw on her she greased right up.

by EVIL TURTLE GOD December 18, 2009

Clock Dyslexia

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.

Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17

by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016

Clocket

The sound one’s balls make when slapping against their thigh. Typically heard when one goes commando.

When Rajesh came down the stairs after a hot shower, all that could be heard was “clocket, clocket, clocket”

by Kittykat99 November 23, 2018

clam clicks

Clam Clicks are the female equivalent of Dick Pics. Explicit pictures of female genitalia.

Aunt Sally asked me to fix her phone and her phone memory was full of clam clicks!

by Myfeelingsarehurt October 4, 2021