the best name ever given to lilyoclembo.
by jumbie July 26, 2004
Get the clembie mug.A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"
This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"
by bear19 June 17, 2011
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by Clembob'sAnonymous June 18, 2011
Get the Clembob mug.Clementine is a nice person who is usually underestimated. Inside she is actually everyones friend. Most of the time she skipped a grade and is very smart.
Clementine is like my best friend.
by The Half Blood Prince February 18, 2019
Get the Clementine mug.Expression used in a wider context to express reprobation for the silly, outrageous or outright disgusting content shared by people with limited abilities in a group chat. The goal is to imitate the reaction of well-educated, respectable (and potentially French) individuals typically named "Clement" would have to said content. This enables the user to show reprobation while staying in the chat herself/himself in case similar content get shared again. Similar expression: "Karen has left the chat" to indicate the typical reprobation of a suburban member of the group who was not able to talk to the chat manager.
Everybody immediately wrote "Clement has left the chat" after Seb shared a misogynistic joke in our Whatsapp group .
by dargeax June 3, 2021
Get the Clement has left the chat mug.(verb) 1. When you are widely favored to succeed and instead crash & burn. 2. Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 3. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 4. Having multiple records broken against you in front of a large audience.
1. When Google Plus launched it took a real Clemsoning. 2. When the hare raced the tortoise he really got Clemsoned. 3. When Snooki's parents decided not to have that abortion, they really pulled a Clemson.
by 5Speed January 11, 2012
Get the Clemsoning mug.pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.
Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".
Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.
Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".
Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.
"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."
by vtamnClover May 25, 2009
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