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clam tease

1. A gentleman who goes home with a female in anticipation of a "one night stand", but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.

2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.
"That dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up passing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. Talk about a clam tease!"

"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."
by thejennysituation September 5, 2009
mugGet the clam teasemug.

hammy clam

When a girl's roast beef is extra beefy.
That Hannah sure does have a hammy clam, it sure is slop.
by Alec Glover November 4, 2015
mugGet the hammy clammug.

Deviled Clam

A gang banged whore's vagina that is filled with and oozing the cum of all the male bang participants. Alternstive nomenclature to the cream pie.
Rhonda loves group sex. While she loves a good facial bukkake, she really enjoys a good gang bang and leaving her with a Deviled Clam by the end of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
mugGet the Deviled Clammug.

Clam Dinner

Performing oral sex on two or more females in an orgiastic manner.
Frank went to visit his girlfriend but ended up in a hot three way with her and her roommate and had quite the clam dinner from what I hear.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
mugGet the Clam Dinnermug.

clam snapped

The female equivalent to tea bagging. The act of a female resting her vagina on a mark for the purpose of insult or to express dominance.
Turg got clam snapped by arsi when he died at frogger.
by gustopheles May 28, 2009
mugGet the clam snappedmug.

Coaxing The Clam

Finger teasing of a lady's secret garden. See also Vole Tickling
We were both a bit nervous at first but then after coaxing the clam we were at it like rabbits on steroids.
by Scot_Tom June 20, 2013
mugGet the Coaxing The Clammug.

clam clicks

Clam Clicks are the female equivalent of Dick Pics. Explicit pictures of female genitalia.
Aunt Sally asked me to fix her phone and her phone memory was full of clam clicks!
by Myfeelingsarehurt October 4, 2021
mugGet the clam clicksmug.

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