Clams

A drug made of a temperpedic cotton ball dipped in jelly. Combination of MDMA and LSD. Symptoms include burping, dizziness, memory loss and erectile disfunction...

"yo, lost night i got wicked f***** up on Clams"

by Claire Bidell December 21, 2008

Claim My Anus

Where you Slap someones anus the other person says CLAIM MY ANUS

man:you like huh *spanks da booty*
girl:uhhh ohh yea CLAIM MY ANUS

by GamingPlus August 23, 2016

clamster

A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!

Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?

by Dna75 March 10, 2017

Party Claim

Objects left at a party may be claimed by the host.

"Since when do you have an iPod?"
"Since some drunk kid left it at my house last night. Party claim!"

by Bett December 19, 2008

dick claimer

A drunk notice you send to your boy to request his services, time and place often given too.

Got sent a dick claimer last night but couldn't make it.

by talivathi December 9, 2017

clamslammer

clamslammer- slang for a penis.

after years of agony, Beverly realized she would never again have the enjoyment of a good clamslammer.

by steve and will February 14, 2008

prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

by scodder May 19, 2010