States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"
Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."
(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."
(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
by joecity7 October 25, 2011
A character of the long running tv series Baywatch, played by the one and only Pamela Anderson. CJ was a fairly mundane character whose only saving grace was her massive breasts. She did lots or running (or bouncing I should say) in slow motion wearing her tight red bathing suit. She also had a terrible habit of falling in love with every man who came into contact with her.
by dolly_88 April 11, 2009
A YouTuber from Gary, Indiana with almost 5.1 million subscribers and lives in a 15,210 square ft mansion in Henderson, Nevada that he calls "So Cool Land"
by Koolkid72 January 14, 2018
Cody junior aka C TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN J, thug life Cj, Cj raisin, Cj lemon, christopher Joseph. He loves his gta and Pepsi.
guy 1: yooo I found a Pepsi.
Guy 2: wait that’s Thug Life CJs Pepsi!!!
Guy 1: shit I drank it!!! What do I do?
Guy 2: you must 1v1 him in gta now.
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
Guy 2: wait that’s Thug Life CJs Pepsi!!!
Guy 1: shit I drank it!!! What do I do?
Guy 2: you must 1v1 him in gta now.
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
by Big_wong21 February 03, 2021
The best internet and real DJ around, DJs for Global Radio, Vision Radio.
They have the best logo and motto's going,
The One and the only DJ CJ!
Words are not heard, only music!
They have the best logo and motto's going,
The One and the only DJ CJ!
Words are not heard, only music!
by DJ CJ2011 December 14, 2010
Cj so cool is the best YouTube ever. He helps people stay focused in school or career. He has a beautiful and loving family. His family is a he best and happiest family on youtube.
Cj so cool is the best.
by Princess Gabby July 14, 2019
The response given to someone who says or does something stupid or something you don't care about without making them feel as bad or stupid as you know they should. Made popular by GTA San Andreas
Example 1
Guy 1: hey man what you up to? Wanna get some beers?
Guy 2: naw dude, gunna stay in and watch some scary movies.
Guy 1: .... really?! That's gangsta CJ
Guy 2: what?
Example 2
Guy 1: *dancing wildly and smashes bouncer in the face
Guy 2: Oh shit! That's gangsta CJ!!
Guy 1: hey man what you up to? Wanna get some beers?
Guy 2: naw dude, gunna stay in and watch some scary movies.
Guy 1: .... really?! That's gangsta CJ
Guy 2: what?
Example 2
Guy 1: *dancing wildly and smashes bouncer in the face
Guy 2: Oh shit! That's gangsta CJ!!
by Captain Shytcaulk December 29, 2011