choad

(noun) A penis whose diameter exceeds, or is equal to, its length.
-y (adjective) Of or pertaining to such a penis.

"Eww Mum, check out this choady banana!"

Ronnie Corbett is a celebrity choad.

by Greg Withnail September 24, 2012

choad

A very short, but unusually wide penis.

gotta GET IT ON in the party zone!
gotta LICK A CHOAD in the party zone!

by snuffles345 January 14, 2008

Choad Burger

A regular burger. But instead of beef there is a slab of someones choad that is salted to perfection.

Yo billy have u tried the new choad burger

by //SourZ// November 12, 2003

Choad

Noun, usually used to define a person in an unsavorery way. A loser or unpopular person.

Mark is such a choad, I dont know why we hang out with him.

by Darth Oxx July 31, 2009

choade

(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus

Keep your choade clean

by Diggs May 13, 2005

depeche choad

A person who is goth beyond all recognition, for years and years, and whose personality is blotted out by the everpresent desire not to be seen as the individual they are, but just as "goth freak." Instead of here comes Kristen, it's here comes some goth freak.

Where is Randy?

Oh, he's at the Bauhaus reunion concert with that 37-year-old depeche choad he knows.

by Frank and Melissa August 30, 2006

choad sucker

someone who sucks a penis wider than it is long

she's a choad sucker

by nick rocco January 28, 2003