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Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010
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chip spilling rights

If someone spills your chips while you're holdiing them then the guilty party has to buy the person some new chips!
Chris: you spilt my chips, I have chip spilling rights
Robbo: okay I'll buy you some new ones
by simon mark johnson September 19, 2010
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Chip special

Chips, egg fried rice and curry sauce in a container from a Chinese takeaway. Usually about £3-4.
Let's order a chip special to share.
by kingmustard December 6, 2010
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chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey April 24, 2016
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Chip stink

The name given to anal gas that smells like chips (fries) from a chip shop. In other words, a fart that smells of chips.
I've just made a right chip stink!
by Mme Crumb May 23, 2016
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chip handshake

Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.
After giving this fellow a thorough jawjacking, Russ gave him the ol chip handshake goodbye.
by CVfive October 24, 2022
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chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.
how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
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