cheesemaxxing

The act of progressively building up smegma inside the foreskin of one’s penis forming a layer of "cheese”. Cheesemaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.

Person #1: "I haven't cleaned my foreskin in 3 weeks"
Person #2: "Oh so you're cheesemaxxing"

by Jackichanaction January 26, 2024

cheesefolding

When one person, who doesn't understand something, tries to explain that thing to another person by just repeating the same vague definition over and over again.

"Next step is to "fold in the cheese"."

"What does "fold in the cheese" mean?"

"You fold it in."

"I, I understand that, but how, how do you fold it? Do you fold it in half like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot, or what do you do?"

"David, I cannot show you everything."

"OK, well, can you show me one thing?"

"You just... here's what you do. You just fold it in."

"OK, I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that."

"David, then I don't know how to be any clearer! You take that thing that's in your hand and you..."

"If you say "fold in" on more time..."

-Example of cheesefolding

by paleoartologist February 14, 2024

cheeseposting

when you post a lot of cheese

(cheese addition)

carinsuranceman: why the fuck are you eating so much cheese????

katvi: i'm cheeseposting

by Katvi May 29, 2024

Cheeseoid

Cheeseoid. Noun. definition: an extremely normal pet

Your dog is such a Cheeseoid.

by leechking May 31, 2024

CheeseMaxxing

It is where you eat so much grease and junk that over time you begin to sweat and ejaculate cheese.

Man: I've been eating Doritos for so long I've began CheeseMaxxing!

by Jugging master 6969 December 9, 2024

cheesymoonzap

The alias of a Twitch chatter, who in reality, is actually a spanish femboy and other things i shall not mention, such as a w**b.... He also should take a break off twitch, because he's always in chat

why is cheesymoonzap still here? when is his next break?

by forsennnn January 13, 2025

Cheesedog

Someone who shoots their neighbors dog

Hey Mike where is your dog, I don’t know I think cheesedog shot it

by Gjohn April 23, 2025