pull a cheek

1. Driving at least 50 mph over the speed limit.
2. The capability of driving a pimp wagon (station wagon) and look good in it.
3. Driving so fast that your butt cheeks pull apart.
4. Referring to Sir Matthew Cheek driving 72 mph in a 25 mph zone.

Don't pull a cheek! You're gonna wreck!

by Darsizzlee November 2, 2008

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

Crusty cheek

Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.

Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.

by Bumcrackexpert101 February 1, 2023

tongue in cheek

When a statement is "tongue in cheek" it is ironic, slyly humorous; it is not meant to be taken seriously, however its sarcasm is subtle.

Though not meant to be taken seriously, it is not overt joking or kidding around, it is "gently poking fun". A "tongue in cheek" statement may have a double meaning, some sort of inuendo or is witty in some way, particularly to the speaker. The tone or the context of the statement may make it to be taken seriously by the listener.

It's origin comes from when Spanish minstrels would perform for various dukes in the 18th century; these dukes would silently chastise the silliness of the minstrel's performances by placing their tongue firmly to the inside of their cheek.

(A family goes out to dinner with their grandma at a restaurant called Dick's)
Grandma: I love Dicks, they're so delicious. I think I need seconds.
Kid (tongue in cheek): Hey grandma, why do you like Dicks so much?
Grandma: Oh well I'm not sure, they just make my mouth happy!

by Laqueshus June 5, 2009

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

Tom Cheek

Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster that broadcaster 4, 306 CONSECUTIVE games for the Blue Jays ever since their very first game in 1977 when Toronto first got a MLB franchise. Streak broke in June 2004 when he left because of the passing away of his father. Broadcasted all of Toronto's records, such as World Series, ALCS, ALDS, no-hitters, etc. Died in Ocotber of 2005 due to a brain tumour, he was only 66.

GOD BLESS TOM CHEEK (1939-2005)!

"Touch 'em all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
- Tom Cheek -- signature call on Toronto Blue Jays' outfielder Joe Carter's 3-run home run in the ninth inning to break the tie in the 1993 World Series to win the Jays their second consecutive MLB championship.

by bananas232325 October 12, 2005

Half-Cheek-Squeak

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.

*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*

by ***sin*** April 16, 2009