selective cheering

When you don't like one or more players on your favourite sports team and cheer for everyone but them.

Even though I'm a diehard Flames fan, I've been doing some selective cheering since we got Stajan.

by ohlgirl November 20, 2010

Pseudo-cheering

Used by people who falsely cheer on other people to benefit themselves.

Johnny: "Dude, you can totally forge a fake ID. I believe in you!"

Bill: "No man, I'll get caught! Plus, you're just pseudo-cheering me on because you want me to make you one."

by Christopher Davez August 2, 2012

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.

My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.

by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018

Grilled cheesing

When your panties are full of cum and lube

After sex I pulled up my panties I was grilled cheesing

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020