by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.
“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”
by w33dhead November 2, 2022

by Electric Chainsaw May 27, 2017

by Combop May 25, 2020

The blue chainsaw is the weapon man has feared for century it is the instrument of Armageddon it shall destroy everything in its path
by Grunt who likes potatos June 5, 2021

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
