Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021

riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing

Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl

by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019

Carl Bowmaker

Carl Bowmaker is usually a ginger and foul creature found in the North East. Whilst there have been a number of recent sightings of this mythical beast its habitat is still not clear. Approach with caution as the Carl Bowmaker is known to have a short temper.

I saw a right Carl Bowmaker the other day. It was terrifying!

by brythomas1993 September 7, 2018

carl johan

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick

Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan

by Geparden May 13, 2016

Dirty Carl

The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face

larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess

by sir jon September 29, 2005

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

King Carl

Head of the 'Waffle' religion. A great king, loved by many Waffle birds across the globe.

"Ohhhh look, it's King Carl"

by Amy and Mel March 14, 2007