Carl Asaba

Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".

Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.

by morgangills March 31, 2008

Carl Bowmaker

Carl Bowmaker is usually a ginger and foul creature found in the North East. Whilst there have been a number of recent sightings of this mythical beast its habitat is still not clear. Approach with caution as the Carl Bowmaker is known to have a short temper.

I saw a right Carl Bowmaker the other day. It was terrifying!

by brythomas1993 September 7, 2018

Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.

Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!

by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010

carl johan

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick

Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan

by Geparden May 13, 2016

Dirty Carl

The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face

larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess

by sir jon September 29, 2005

King Carl

Head of the 'Waffle' religion. A great king, loved by many Waffle birds across the globe.

"Ohhhh look, it's King Carl"

by Amy and Mel March 14, 2007

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006