Carbon guilt

The horrible guilt a generally green-minded person feels when they have no choice but to do something entirely unsustainable.

"I am so racked with carbon guilt-- my company is making me fly half way across the world for a 2 hour meeting!"

by Andrea Fernandez June 19, 2008

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carbonated crazy

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

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Carbon Curbstomp

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

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Carbon Muncher

Someone who eats hairy pussy.

Damn. He ate Caitlyn last night. Fucking carbon muncher. Smh. o3o

by Bitch you wish you had ♥ January 5, 2012

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Carboxyl grouped

To be fucked up or something that is fucked up

Last night i was so carboxyl grouped that i saw sounds

by Tommyjonsurgery March 30, 2017

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Carbon Dating

When you date a boomer eg: someone of the older generation

I asked your mom out , I'm basically carbon dating at this point.

by Boomer longlive namvets September 5, 2019

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illegitimis non carborundum

latin: 1: don't let the bastards bring you down. (eng.)
2: a very hard substance composed of silicon carbide.

"You were good kid, very good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best- see?" -Quoted from The Cincinatti Kid, mean bastard poker king. Groupie comment to Steve Mc. Queen: "Illegitimis non carborundum, kid." To which Steve Mc. Queen's reaction would be... "huh?!?!"

by gingy May 14, 2006

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