Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019

Carleen

My take on the definition of Carleen is caring smart and not to be fucked with frfr. I’ll sum it up in a short statement by saying she’s a milf and a professional and I give her a 10.

Carleen is a Queen!

by King 74 July 12, 2020

Carley

An amazing, awesome girl that I don't know how the world could do without. She is caring, and will always be there for someone in need. A great friend, honest, extremely beautiful and talented in so many ways. She is one of the few people I can't deny, and just all around amazing. She just reminds me of love.

"When all hope is gone, I just remember that there is Carley!"

by BigBarneyJ February 4, 2010

Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

by vinnie December 18, 2003

cable guy

someone who is extremley annoying. Always bothering. A Stalker if u will.

Here comes Mark the cable guy again, what a loser.

by trizmcmany December 15, 2004

Karen Carberry

karen carberry is an idiom that means an absolute legend..
a karen carberry is usually an unreal looking girl who has a brilliant personality.
a karen carberry also stays up late doing coursework which she doesn't even have to do.
and a karen carberry doesn't spell correctly all the time. actually she spells alot of words wrong.

person 1. "did you do a karen carberry last night?"

person 2. "yeah i thought i had to do that technology homework! "

"i wish i was dating a karen carberry"

by jimmy blueberry April 6, 2009

Carleton Place

A place where Hillbillie Folk come together for a good time!

Carleton Place is an area that attracks good old fashion people who know how to have a good time!

by Ashley Cocky January 2, 2009